It's no secret that the beauty blogger sphere is getting a tad over-saturated. Everyone from your little sister's friend to your colleague and the till girl at Sainsbury's with 7k Instagram followers has dabbled in beauty blogging. In fact, we even fancy ourselves a bit of an influencer from time to time (remember that winged eyeliner post that go over 40 likes? YUHUH). But the latest blogger superstar provides a refreshing change from your usual cut-crease, over-contoured selection. This one's a dog.
Let this be your warning to up your game, bloggers.
That's right: a pit bull named Malachi just published his first beauty vlog which he stipulates that it caters for "blue to grey fur tones" (but we're sure even blonde fur tones could learn a thing or two).[ id="949672553555009536"]
Malachi says the makeup look is perfect "for a date at the dog park or just a casual walk around the neighborhood."
First, he applies his base by way of a blue-grey tone. Next, he highlights the nose, upper lip and cheekbones, before grooming his brows and finishing with some gloss.
No one can really explain the robot voice but we're not questioning it: he's utterly majestic.