55 thoughts we had when we met Chris Hughes from Love Island

Fresh from his flight home, writer Jo Hoare got to get up close and personal with the Love Island finalist. There’s a *small* chance she got caught looking at his *huge* penis. Here's what went through her mind during their brief encounter...

26 Jul 2017
  • 1. Oh my god he’s tall.
  • 2. Why did we think he wouldn’t be? Olivia has legs of a giraffe and he wasn’t shorter than her. Is it cos he was always hanging around with Kem, maybe he stoops around him to make him feel better. 
  • 3. Wonder if that’s what one of Ant and Dec do. THEY COULD BE THE NEW ANT AND DEC. 
  • 4. Can we go in for a hug. We really want to go in for a hug. Hope he’s not the handshake type. 
  • 5. What the hell kind of blue are those eyes? They are the most beautiful thing we’ve ever seen. 
  • 6. We’re not sure there’s even a name for this shade of blue. Someone notify Pantone immediately.
  • 7. We’ve been staring into his eyes for too long. Going in for a hug now is going to be awkward. 
  • 8. What the hell we’re doing it anyway. 
  • 9. How does he smell so good after coming straight in from his Easyjet flight? We smell of Pringles and other peoples warm hair after being on a plane. 
  • 10. This is the cosiest embrace we’ve ever been in. Can we stay here all day? 
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  • 11. Have forgotten am here to do a job. Must snap back into consciousness. 
  • 12. Those eyes.
  • 13. Must stop looking at those eyes.
  • 14. Look down. NO NOT THERE. Not since that unedited shower clip.
  • 15. Too late. 
  • 16. God those jeans are tight. Where is everything? Was that shower clip real? Can one photoshop in video? Is it like CGI? Must find out.
  • 17. There’s a chance we got caught looking.
  • 18. We’ve found a flaw! He’s wearing some kind of ‘Gap Year’ necklace with what we think is supposed to be horns on it. If we concentrate on this we might regain our composure. 
  • 19. And as he does his trademark running his finger through his precision cut hair it’s gone again.
  • 20. Hang on we’re supposed to be interviewing him. That mean Words. Must.Come. Out.
  • 21. What were our questions again?
  • 22. What’s our name again? 
  • 23. Maybe those eyes have a mystic power and we’re hypnotised like in the Demon Headmaster. 
  • 24. He is definitely too young to know what the Demon Headmaster is. 
  • 25. Oh no he’s talking to us and we missed what he said because we were thinking about the Demon Headmaster.
  • 26. We think he said it was good to meet us.
  • 27. This is possibly the nicest thing any one has ever said to us. 
  • 28. Can our first question be can we touch your hair?
  • 29. Probably not.
  • 30. He’s fondling the necklace. Wonder if he packed it or someone gave it to him since he’s been back. Maybe he bought it at the airport. It looks like something that’d be dangling from a minicab rear view mirror. Wish he’d take it off. 
  • 31. We really should have asked a question by now.
  • 32. Oh Olivia’s here too. Was she here all along?
  • 33. God her legs are amazing.
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  • 34. Must ask a question
  • 35. Can’t interrupt now he’s talking about crying in the house.
  • 36. Think we might start crying. 
  • 37. Yep that’s definitely a tear welling up
  • 38. Better pretend to yawn to cover it up. 
  • 39. Hope we don’t look bored now. We could never be bored of you Chris.
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  • 40. Well maybe we’d be bored if you start doing loads of cringe adverts on Instagram like Dom Unsmiley face.
  • 41. Please don’t do loads of cringe adverts on Instagram. 
  • 42. Look at how he’s looking at Olivia. 
  • 43. It’s exactly how we look at the ‘new in’ section in Zara.
  • 44. Have we asked a question yet?
  • 45. Isn’t his skin smooth...
  • 46. Wonder what he uses on it.
  • 47. Who will cut that line into his hair every few days now there’s no Kem?
  • 48. Maybe him and Kem will move in together.
  • 49. That’d be an amazing reality show. Every night for seven weeks please ITV2?
  • 50. What would it be called?
  • 51. Has Kem ever met a cow?
  • 52. Can you cut a cows hair?
  • 53. Damn our time is up.
  • 54. He’s coming in for a goodbye hug!
  • 55. Could we just not let go? 
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